Stories

Stories

What are some customer stories and experiences?

Jews, Mexicans, Blacks and others come to us because they’re busy, tired of interviewing whites, or because they want guidance from a professional race matchmaker. These are their stories and experiences.

“I have many white friends. Most are really good, normal. It will be sad when they’re swapped. I’m not saying the replacement won’t be good but many whites are not as bad as they make them out to be.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted a white. We went with the transition program where the swap happens over one year, and you get to keep the wife the whole time.”

“I’m new to whites. It kills me to watch them dance. The gyrations they attempt are hilarious.”

“At my very first swap meet-up, I literally met the man I was replacing. He seemed cool about the whole thing, even with the husband swap part.”

“I first heard about the great replacement on Shlong Hamity’s show. Fox News figured out we were planning race swaps way earlier than anybody else.”

“When we were leaving last week's indoctrination meeting this white-raced guy called us ‘swappers’. I know ‘swappers’ is supposed to be derogatory but I kind of liked it.”

“The transition years will be tough on them. But I’m sure whites will love the food and the cheese dip. And those free chips. Many whites don’t even know about the free chips.”